BUSTED: JAMES FRANCO ON GH

While visiting my parents last week, my father walked into the room as I watched All My Children. He immediately began laughing at what was on the screen. It was the moment when Greenlee fantasized walking down the aisle covered in a thick veil to obscure her identity until she was revealed as David's new wife - at which point Erica and Ryan jumped up to protest in melodramatic fashion.

I was struck by how bad the scene was, and by how ridiculous it must look to someone who had never seen the show before. Indeed my dad's next