Came across a very little known passage in the Old Testament and thought I'd share it! :o)
"And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, "Why doth thou travel far, from town to town, with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several humps short of a camel, but simply said, "How, Dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery by Uriah's Pony Stables (UPS)".
Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums, as long as he could have his way with her. And Dot said, "There will be much banging in the land." And Abraham replied, "It is my most fervent wish that this be so."
And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had, at the top price, without ever moving from his tent. But his success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did secrete himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading. And the young did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short.
And lo the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that the real riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that would only work if you bought Brother Gates' drumsticks.
And Dot did sayeth, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known, "eBay," he said, "We need a name of a service that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "Whoopee!" said Abraham. "No," said Dot Com. " YAHOO!"
LOL. Author unknown, but the above found its way into my email box sent by Schorsd, and after a little editing from yours truly, has now found it's way into Top of the Week. Can't you just imagine ole Abraham and Dot Com well on their way to a new independence? The Lord is good. :o) I wonder if soaps ever borrow from the Old Testament? Luis builds an arc to save Sheridan? Nicole gets really stoned (not on alcohol, LOL) but like Mary Magdeline? Bo climbs Mt. Llanview to bring back the Ten Commandments according to Nora? LOL Just a few preposterous ponderings.
Back to dotcoms. Sometime last January I mentioned how the internet was excellent fodder for story material for soaps, and was disappointed that more shows had not capitalized on the craze more aggressively in their storytelling. A mere six months later, shows are beginning to build story involving the internet. Yay! Case in point: All My Children, with Ryan's incredibledreams.com. Love seeing this. Want more. There should be an internet or technology storyline on every show! JMHO.
And on that note, Happy Independence Day everyone! Hope your Fourth of July is filled with fireworks, bbqs, good times and good people! Enjoy.
SOAP NEWS & NOTES
Passions viewers can share in the excitement of the Harmony High Prom by ordering the official commemorative bracelet exclusively at the Passions website: www.nbc.com/passions. The bracelet is a replica of the one Miguel (Jesse Metcalfe) presented to Charity (Molly Stanton) in the June 30 episode of Passions.
The silver-tone keepsake bracelet is one-size-fits-all and costs $6.00 plus shipping and handling. The timing of its release coincides with the Prom and with Passions one-year anniversary on July 5, 2000. Passions is currently the top-rated soap among female teens.
Through an in-program graphic which reads NBC.com/passions bonus," NBC Daytime directs viewers to the Passions website to go beyond the scenes. Most recently, the Passions Bonus which featured Theresas Diary set new usage records at the Passions website. Through measures like these, Passions is establishing itself as a truly interactive soap opera.
The Harmony High Prom kicks off an exciting summer storyline entitled The Passions Storm: Revelations at Sea.
ABC was honored with a world class award in the Special Project category at this year's PROMAX Awards, which recognize promotion and marketing excellence in electronic media. The Award was presented June 16, 2000. ABC won for it's 30-second spot created specifically for Super Soap Weekend 1999 at Disney World. Selected from over 4500 entries, the spot ran on park monitors throughout Disney-MGM Studios during SSW, and was featured at Soap Central, one of SSW's premier fan attractions. Fans visited Soap Central and went online to receive the latest news and previews for all the ABC Daytime soaps, as well as to leave special messages to their special stars! (A few fans even emailed me! :o) Shot on 16mm film, the award-winning spot featured ABC Daytime stars personally addressing fans, inviting them to log on to abc.com, and continue their interactive experience both in the theme park and at home.
Speaking of Awards, Nathan Entertainment, in association with Turtle Run Entertainment has won the Gold Prize for Drama at the Crested Butte Film Festival for the experimental film, Sunday, written and directed by Andrew Bloch and produced by Linda Marshall-Smith. (Ahem! ;o) Staring Linda Purl (ex Claire, Port Charles) Sunday will air for one year on the Independent Film Channel (IFC) beginning this fall. The Crested Butte Film Festival runs from August 16-20, 2000 in Crested Butte, Colorado. Over 450 entries were submitted in the drama category. We are delighted to have been selected as the first prize winner!
Congratulations ABC, Nathan Productions/Turtle Run Entertainment for your awards, and to Passions for celebrating it's first anniversary! :o)
Days of Our Lives: Madison Mason plays Gene Briscoe, Victor's lawyer on July 4, 2000. Robin Riker has been cast in the role of Maureen Lockhart, Mimi's mother, and Austin Wolff has been cast as Mimi's brother, Connor. Both roles are recurring, and will begin airing on July 11, 2000.
Peggy McCay (Caroline Brady) will play James Dean's grandmother in the upcoming TNT telepic, James Dean, an Invented Life. The made for television movie, directed by Mark Rydell and starring Michael Moriarty and James Franco as James Dean is slated to air next season.
In more NBC news, General Hospital's Ingo Rademacher (Jax) who was named one of People magazines Sexiest Men Alive, " will join the cast of NBCs glossy new serial drama Titans (Wednesdays, 8-9 p.m. ET), premiering this fall. Rademacher will play David OConnor, the devilishly handsome manager of the night club owned by Titans matriarch Gwen Williams (Victoria Principal).
Power, secret love affairs and family struggles blaze in Titans, from renowned producer Aaron Spelling (Dynasty, Beverly Hills, 90210) when a 26-year old fighter pilot (Casper Van Dien, Sleepy Hollow) and the prodigal son comes home to Beverly Hills and finds his filthy-rich family ripped apart. Titans also stars Yasmine Bleeth (Baywatch), Perry King (Melrose Place), Victoria Principal (Dallas), John Barrowman (Central Park West), Elizabeth Bogush (Felicity), Josie Davis (Beverly Hills, 90210), Lourdes Benedicto (NYPD Blue) and Jason Winston George (Sunset Beach).
Rademacher has appeared on General Hospital as a wealthy and driven business tycoon (since January 1996). TV viewers may also remember him as the hunky physical trainer in the pilot episode of NBCs Veronicas Closet. In 1998, People named Rademacher one of the Sexiest Men Alive.
SEEING (or chatting with) STARS
Jay Kenneth Johnson (Philip, Days) and Nadia Bjorlin (Chloe, Days) will chat on Yahoo and Soap City on Thursday, July 6, 2000 at 6:00 Pacific time. (9 PM EST) Log on to http://www.daysofourlives.com and click the chat icon!
Jesse Metcalfe (Miguel, Passions) and Molly Stanton (Charity, Passions) will chat online on Thursday, July 6, 2000 at 6:00 PM PST, 9:00 EST, at http://www.nbc.com/passions.
Days Fest 2000 has announced the stars that will be featured at the Sixth Annual Days of Our Lives event held September 16 and 17, 2000 in Salem, Illinois. Bryan Datillo (Lucas) and Arianne Zuker (Nicole) will headline the various events on Saturday, September 16 and Jason Cook (Shawn) and Nadia Bjorlin (Chloe) will appear at events on Sunday, September 17, 2000. For further info, call 618 548-0878 to order tickets, or write: Days Fest, 215 E. Main, Salem, IL 62881.